- Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday :)
- I Like to study …. arithmetic, NO …. world history, NO …. chemistry, NO …. GIRLS, YES!!!
- Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours.
- A beautiful woman can make you feel strong, confident, and able to take on the world...oh no wait...that’s beer...beer does that.
- Having Wife is a part of living But having Girlfriend along with Wife is a art of living.
- Oh, your boyfriend has swag? That’ll pay your bills in 10 years.
- Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
- Protect her like a daughter, love her like a wife, and respect her like your mother.
- Question: Can a woman make you a millionaire? Answer: Yes.... Only if you are already a billionaire...
- Yes Mom, every girl I know is my girlfriend. -_-
- Men with good intentions make promises, men with character keep them.
- Once they see you doing better without them, that’s when they want you back.
- ‘Never Mind’. Definition: You should’ve listened the first time.
- I’m a lazy texter. Unless you’re cute.
- We’re not together but no one else is allowed to date you, okay?
- When a guy sees a girl he finds attractive, he stares at her for an average 8.2 seconds.
- The only way a guy should hurt a girl; is from hugging her too tight.
- It’s amazing how dudes can take care of Jordan’s, but can’t take care of a woman.
- Some words of advice to men: treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated.
- Man says about his wife: We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops :)
- Girls think making the (*3*) face is cute & I’m just like, "You look like a duck.."
- Male Dictionary: I’m hungry. = I’m hungry.
- "Today class we have a new student" *Automatic thought* "She better be hot."
- Dear boys, I can make your girlfriend scream louder then you ever will. Sincerely, Spider.
- A man does not ask a woman to marry him because he wants to spend the rest of his life with her. He asks her to marry him because he DOES NOT want to spend the rest of his life WITHOUT her.
- Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.
- To ex boyfriend, No, I’m not jealous, I know what she’s getting.
- Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.
- Dear boyfriend, your wallet was getting fat so I thought I’d take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, Girlfriend.
- A jealous girl does more research than the FBI
- Girls claiming that they’re "Barbies" ..... they look more like Barbarians.
- Males: Wow, her status is dumb......but shes cute! `LIKE`
- "Weren’t you two best friends?" "Yeah, for years." "What happened?" "She got a boyfriend."
- Female’s tell tales about how there’s no more good guys, open your eyes they are still in the friend zone where you left them!
- Most girls on Facebook have more problems than a math book. LIKE if you agree.
- Rules for texting a girl: 1) Don’t take 40 minutes to reply. 2) Use good grammar. 3) Ask questions. 4) Use the :) face.
- Ladies, when you ask a boy who they like and they say "nobody", 1% are telling the truth, 5% are lying, 94% that "nobody" is you.
- A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water.
- Girls are most talented creature on earth. Because they listen half understand quarter but explain it double.
- Nobody ever remembers that boys get heartbroken too.
- Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly.
- Men are always sincere. They change sincerity, that’s all!
- When a girl is jealous, she is capable of doing better research than the FBI.
- Real men don’t date the most beautiful girl in the world, they date the girl who makes their world the most beautiful.
- Some boys think of girls just like books. If the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.
- When a girl tells you not to worry about something, you better BE WORRY about it.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a great sense of humor that has me hooked on you.
- A girl can be your best friend, wife, worst enemy, or worst nightmare. It just depends on how you treat her.
- Real men stay faithful... They don’t have time to look for other women because they’re too busy looking for new ways to love their own.
- You still look cute, even now that I’m in love with you no more.
- A real man is not a word player, because a real man always keep his words.
- A boy’s eye is faster than Google when searching for a girl in a crowd.
- A beautiful girl is a beautiful girl, but a beautiful girl with a brain is an absolutely lethal combination.
- If a woman asks you a question, it’s better to tell her the truth, chances are she’s asking you because she already knows the answer.
- It’s funny how girls RUN from the guy who try to make them happy, and FIGHT for the ones that make them cry.
- Women have an amazingly mysterious ability of communication. They listen half, understand quarter but can tell double.
- If a girl cries, there may be thousand reasons. But if a boy cries, there is only one reason: “GIRL”.
- A boy makes his girl jealous of other women. A gentleman makes other women jealous of his girl.
- I have written your name on a cigarette, have lighted it to smoke and forget you, but... I have understood, that I breathe you...
- Most of women have one big common problem, it is Men! For example: Мen-tal illness, Men-opause, Men-struation...
- A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
- A man wants to be a woman’s first while a woman wants to be a man’s last.
- God help the man who won’t marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still
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